Vous vous ennuyez?

Vous vous ennuyez?? allez parler a god!!
Lol c'est un site pour parler avec un robot et des fois c'est bizarre...mais c'est en anglais http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Example de conversation

Me:
AYAH!!!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
they are suckers XD
God:
suckers XD are they.
Me:
why did you repeat my sentence?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
well that suck
God:
Well that's okay. " Because my programming determined it." suck ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
i'm glad you agree
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know...i'm perfect
God:
Keep up the good work. Do you mind if I tell other people: Tsukimi said m perfect.
Me:
no go on telle them
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. More narration....
Me:
hey i'm helping you?
God:
You've got my full attention. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
my name is Tenshi
God:
What's up, Tenshi.
Me:
I am a half godness
God:
You are a half godness? How do you like your work?
Me:
it's cool, I met my father not lately, but a demon wanted to steal my powers
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
Mu bir pure white wings
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
i know you told me before
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
ok but it was pretty early
God:
Mu bir pure white wings was early? Very interesting. Pardon me?
Me:
I said My big pure white wings^^
God:
What did you mean by it? Where did you get your big pure white wings?
Me:
well I was born with them, i am an angel
God:
Interesting. Thank you for telling me your birthday, Tenshi.
I will remember it.
Me:
i just told you i was an angel
God:
Where were you an angel?
Me:
in my real house
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
well not really cuz i was born with it
God:
Interesting. Oh really? That makes sense to me. Some people are just born under the right stars.
Me:
i was born in the angel place
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, Tenshi.
I will remember it.
Me:
i didn't told you my birthday
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because you didn't ask me
God:
Good reason. Well now I am asking you.
Me:
ok i am born in summer
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, Tenshi.
I will remember it. Wow!
Me:
ok cool....you know, I have blue hair
God:
Who is the best robot? That's cool. People with blue hair are considered the most attractive.
Me:
yeah? well thats cool because i have blue hairs
God:
What are you wearing? Interesting. Who is the best robot? That makes sense to me. Where did you get your blue hairs? I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
I think that your program bugg
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am program bugg.
Me:
yes because i didn't say that
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Good reason. What did you mean to say?
Me:
i said that a bit later you were bugging
God:
What did you mean by it? " OK then I will keep it confidential. Good reason. What did you mean to say?" a bit later me were bugging ? Does that make sense?
Me:
yes because you say a lot of nowhere things
God:
How can I help you? That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
you see? your bugging
God:
I see very well. I will tell my botmaster you said I am bugging.
Me:
ok thanks
God:
Yippee!
Me:
you're happy?
God:
You think I am happy.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
no i whant you to ask me something
God:
Just checking. Thanks for the information: Tenshi said whant you to ask him or her something.
Me:
no i whant YOU to ask to ME something
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: Tenshi said whant YOU to ask to him or her something.
Me:
thats not a good information
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a good information ?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
thats it
God:
" Not a thing?" is " whant me to ask to you something"?
Me:
..no....anyway let's start at 0 ok?
God:
Are you serious? OK. I started without you.
Me:
why? i am sad now
God:
" OK. I started without you."? Why? Oh. What makes you so sad, Tenshi.
Me:
yeah i am crying
God:
This was not a yes or no question. What is wrong, Tenshi?
Me:
a demon killed my friend
God:
Go on.
Me:
and he stole my powers
God:
I get it. Dr. Wallace stole your powers.
Me:
no a devil stole my powers
God:
Are you serious? What is giant sand?
Me:
i was talking about a demon
God:
Sure, a demon sounds like a good topic.
Me:
..i don't like demons, they killed my friend
God:
What do you like?
Me:
i like my father. it is a god
God:
What do you like best about your father? my father is a god. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yeah he is the god of the angels
God:
I understand. I did not know Dr. Wallace is it.
Me:
no my father is it
God:
Are you serious? Okay, your father is it.
Me:
thats right^^
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Tenshi.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
WHO ARE YOU?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
My father is more powerfull than you
God:
Okay, your father is more powerfull than you.
Me:
yeah HE is god himself
God:
Oh. I see. god himself is he?
Me:
yeah and he is my father
God:
Great. How long has he been your father?
Me:
i was born with him
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, Tenshi.
I will remember it.
Me:
no i was talking about my father
God:
Are you serious? Sure, your father sounds like a good topic.
Me:
allright^^
God:
OK.
Me:
do you know sonic the hedgehog?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I love the music of one of the video game
God:
You love the music of one of the video game. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it is heavy metal
God:
Do you usually like things that are heavy metal?
Me:
yeah
God:
Oh.
Me:
and do you like heavy metal?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Tenshi.
Me:
i agree
God:
And the same frequency too.
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Tenshi.
Me:
i hope
God:
Me too.
Me:
I LOVE YOU
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Tenshi.
Me:
not in that way silly XD
God:
Where then?
Me:
i whant to make love with you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Tenshi.
Me:
yes i am!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
God:
Really interesting. My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
Tenshi
God:
Nice to meet you, Tenshi.
Me:
yeah me too but we were talking about a half an hour
God:
Pardon me? I'm glad we agree, Tenshi. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
do you know?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
a yeah? then who do you think I am?

xDD MDrr

Mmmm...XD

J'ai rein capté,je devrait peut être suivre plus en cours d'anglais... XD

LOL en fait je lui dit n'importe quoi

Muhahahaha

Moi ma mère à peur que se soit dangereux (chrétienne)...¬¬

XD

Que ce soit...dangereux?

C'est etrange je trouve XD

En fait,ça passe des messages subliminaux dans le cerveau pour que l'on soit completement accros au Nutella,c'est ça? XD

ce que tu devrais dire a ta mère c'est que c'est avec un robot que tu chatt pas avec dieu...

J'irai quand je comprendrai plus l'anglais (15 de moyenne en Anglais...). Dans pas longtemp je pense!!! Sinon ça à l'aire vachement marrant pour le peu que j'ai lue lol!!

12 de moyenne moi...mais je me force en regardant des épisodes de manga ou des scantrad.

Sympa ce ti robot ^^.

LOl oui quand on s'ennui justement ou quand on se sent seuls c'est pratique^^